Showing posts with label immigration. Show all posts
Showing posts with label immigration. Show all posts

Sunday, May 01, 2011

Happy Birthday to the Empire State Building

In Stephen King's Dark Tower septology, gunslinger Roland is on a quest to find the mysterious "dark tower" at the center of his crumbling world. In many ways, I think the reason the 7-book series always resonated so much with me was because I was trying to find a "dark tower" of my own.

It's always been the one sitting proudly in the center of midtown Manhattan - the most iconic landmark of The Big Apple and the shining beacon I spent ten years of my life trying to reach.

Well, today that tower celebrates 80 years since it was completed. Since opening in 1931, it's stood resolutely - almost 1,500 feet tall, from sidewalk to antenna, and still the tallest building in the city (despite losing that title between the building of, and the collapse of, the twin towers.)

I love the Empire State building. Many of my most treasured New York memories happened at the top of it, or at the lovely cocktail bar at the bottom (although I think that's become a Heartland Brewery now.) No matter how jaded and cynical I become about living New York-adjacent, the sight of that looming building never fails to stop me in my tracks and give me butterflies in my stomach.

And even though I've technically "reached" my dark tower, it still symbolizes my ongoing journey towards independence, happiness and success - a journey so many other immigrants embarked on when they too looked up at that towering silver spire and were inspired by the limitless opportunities the American icon represented.

Sunday, January 17, 2010

The Bureau of Immigration Triumphs Again!

Tonight, we got a knock on the door at about 8:30pm. Opening it up, I found myself staring into the face of my former neighbor. Fortunately I don't know the Spanish for 'Holy Crap!' because that's exactly what I would have said to him.

You see, my neighbor was an illegal immigrant. He'd been arrested and deported a couple of years ago and, after popping straight back across the border, been subsequently arrested again and banged up by the Bureau of Citizenship and Immigration Services - in a federal prison where, I'd been led to believe, he was going to rot.

Except here he was, on my goddamn doorstep.

Not that I'd wanted him to rot, I kept reminding myself. I had nothing against this guy, apart from the fact that he had flagrantly and repeatedly violated the immigration law's I'd spent five years as a slave to, reaped the benefits of New Jersey's free health care and schooling while I struggled to pay for insurance and daycare, didn't pay a dime in taxes (and subsequently pulled in more a month than my wife did) and insisted on driving his unregistered, uninspected, uninsured minivan home drunk off his arse every night.

But seriously. Apart from that? Nicest guy ever.

Anyway. Instead of being behind bars like I'd been led to believe he was, the guy was standing on my porch, politely inquiring if our landlord was around.

After a moment's disorientation, I shook his hand, invited him in and Mummy Militant and I found him our landlord's number. During the process, we exchanged what niceties we could given the language barrier.

"You've lost weight!"

"Thanks, so have you."

"Well, I've been in a federal prison for five months."

"Ah, right." Awkward pause. "So, erm. What happened then?"

"I got deported back to Mexico."

"And?"

"I came back here."

"Like, immediately?"

"Oh, no." He paused. "It took three weeks."

So with another shake of his hand, I sent our border-hopping pal on his way and closed, locked and bolted the door. Pressing my back against it, I asked Mummy Militant: "These immigration guys... Are they freaking kidding me?"

Since President Bush left office, a lot less attention has been paid on the question of illegal immigration of America. In fact, Obama's accomplished more in the past year regarding the issue than Bush and his cohorts did during two terms in office (which isn't necessarily a good thing. Obama's policies are brusque and unforgiving.) Tie that into a crappy economy - when even illegals find difficulty getting a job - and you're looking at the best immigration situation for years.

But the fact is, my neighbor was back. Being arrested, imprisoned and deported - twice - was as minor an inconvenience to him as renewing his motor-vehicle registration.

Which, incidentally, he never did.

It just goes to show that, whether the government's Democratic or Republican, they're all equally pathetic and powerless in the face of illegal immigration. In fact, it seems like the only reason people like my drink-driving neighbor are considering leaving the Land of Opportunity is because our crappy economy means those 'opportunities' are fewer and further apart than they used to be.

Monday, April 07, 2008

Ellis Island

After visiting Ellis Island this weekend, I've decided I really didn't have it all that bad when I applied for my US VISA!

Ellis Island, a small island in the mouth of the Hudson river, is where the federal immigration station used to be, welcoming millions of immigrants to the United States between 1892 and it's closure in 1954.

This was the peak period of immigration to the United States and 12 million immigrants are recorded as having passed through the gates of Ellis Island, before arriving on the mainland of the United States to start their new life in the 'Land of Opportunity.' One in three American citizens today can trace their ancestors back to their arrival on this tiny, sixty acre island.

Getting to Ellis Island is a real slog. An hour of queueing at Castle Clinton, in Battery Park, will get your a $12 ticket on the Liberty and Ellis Island ferry - before another two hours in line (plus a security check that's just as strict as any at an airport) will get you on board one of the little white ferries pootling back and forth in the harbour.

Getting on and off these ferries seemed to resemble the experience new arrivals to the Americas must have had a century ago. Hundreds of people cram onto these little boats and surge on and off rickety gangplanks when you arrive.

The Ellis Island ferry also takes people to Liberty Island, where you can see Lady Liberty herself. Since it's been difficult to go up the statue ever since 9/11, we didn't bother visiting Liberty Island and went straight to Ellis - although we did get some nice views!

Ellis Island used to be a tiny little bluff called Oyster Island, before it was bought by the federal government and expanded to about four times it's original size with landfill (ironically, into New Jersey - making most of Ellis Island technically part of the Garden State.)

The first experience you have upon arrival probably mirrors that of the immigrants as well. While first and second class passengers were examined on board ship, most steerage and third class passengers were ferried from their ocean liners to Ellis Island on ferries similar to the ones that took us. They'd then wait for hours to filter in through the doors of Ellis Island's examination hall to await 'processing.'

The hall itself, restored to look much as it would have done during the 1920s, would be where immigration staff would give each new arrival a cursory check. Those who looked suspicious or sick would have their clothes marked with chalk, being hauled off for later examination. The rest would filter through to pass intelligence tests and give evidence of immigration status, before being allowed to stay, or threatened with deportation (although unlike today, only 2% of new arrivals ended up being sent back to their port of origin.)

It all seemed incredibly dehumanizing. The chalk marks were the most disturbing bit. Sometimes given less than ten seconds to examine each new arrival, immigration staff would mark those worthy of closer examination with a special letter.

B - Back
C - Conjunctivitis
CT - Trachoma
E - Eyes
F - Face
FT - Feet
G - Goiter
H - Heart
K - Hernia
L - Lameness
N - Neck
P - Physical and Lungs
PG - Pregnancy
S - Senility
SC - Scalp (Favus)
SI - Special Inquiry
X - Suspected Mental Defect
X (circled) - Definite signs of Mental Defect

Those detained for further examination, plus unaccompanied women and those destined for deportation, would be sent to dormitories upstairs, where they'd be crammed into miserable and conditions for days or weeks.

It made the expense and inconvenience of my VISA processing experience seem very minor in comparison!

The museum is fascinating - it's even possible to look up your family name to see if you can trace the specific arrival date of your ancestors. I tried looking up Tina's Italian and Russian ancestors, but Seimonovitz and Squilante and difficult names to spell (I don't think I've got them right there) so I came up blank.

Getting off Ellis Island is a bit of a drama as well, with more hours of waiting in line for the ferry to arrive (and disgorge it's cargo of tourists.) Fortunately it was a beautiful day and the views from Ellis Island were fantastic.

The actual experience swallowed up the best part of a day. We started queuing in Battery Park at around eleven and finally got back to Penn Station at about six. I certainly don't recommend the impatient, infirm or those with small children attempt a visit!

But if you're feeling frisky, have a good pair of shoes and enjoy learning about America's rich cultural history, a visit to Ellis Island is essential. It's amazing to think that more than a hundred million Americans can trace their history back to those intrepid immigrants who often arrived on America's shores with nothing more than a dream and a handful of dollars.

Tickets to Ellis Island and the Statue of Liberty cost $12 and are available from Castle Clinton in Battery Park. A visit can take many hours and it's recommended you bring water, good shoes, appropriate clothing (for rain or heat) and sun cream.

Tuesday, January 08, 2008

United States or United Kingdom?

My father forwarded me this article from The Telegraph, which declares that the standard of living is better in England than America. It's followed by over two hundred responses from various interested readers.

The article itself is fairly throwaway. It's single assertion - that "the UK has been catching up steadily with living standards in the US since 2001," comes from Adrian Cooper, managing director of Oxford Economics.

I'm pretty skeptical of that theory - but the responses it triggered make for interesting reading.

"I visit the UK often," writes one American, "but avoid buying much because I spend a pound in the UK to buy what costs a dollar in the US. Furthermore, as an engineer in the US, I get paid three times the salary I would receive in the UK. Always have!"

A rather snobby Brit replied: "I'm no linguist, but I think I understand more of what's said and written in France than when I listen to some Americans speaking "English"."

Richard Pritchers ignores the issue completely, in order to make the politically charged assertion: "Not many posters seem to have remembered the numbers of young Americans who've been caught up in and died in the wars that America has and is still fighting. I was born in 1949 and have lived luckily at peace during my whole life as a UK citizen."

Ken Hall points out that: "Korea, Suez, Aden, Cyprus, The Falklands, Bosnia, Iraq 1 and Iraq 2, plus Afghanistan," kind of interfere with Pritcher's rather blinkered view.

Reading the comments, two things are clear. Firstly, even the most confirmed libertarian would start questing a 'right to free speech' after reading some of the responses. Secondly, the most valid comments stem from people who've actually have personal experience living in the UK and US.

My Personal Experiences

I have to admit that I moved to America with flaming ambitions that have only been tempered slightly by the weight of experience.

Living in the United Kingdom, Tina and I both had reasonable jobs and lived very modestly, in a two bed roomed rented terrace in the suburbs of Winchester.

We struggled for money every single day we were there.

Rent, bills and food made up all but £100 of our combined monthly income - and all it would take was one urgent car repair or an unexpected bill and we'd find ourselves in the red.

Living in England, in pretty much an average middle class lifestyle, saw us creep further and further into overdraft every single month.

What were the killers?

Taxation, for a start. While on the face of it, income tax in America and Britain are roughly equal, that's soon obliterated by National Insurance, council tax for renters and the blanket 17.5% Value Added Tax. It seems whatever you do, the likes of Gordon Brown have their fingers in your pockets in the United Kingdom.

When we moved to the United States in June of last year, we both got low-paid temporary assignments that paid well below our equivalent income in the United Kingdom... But do you know something astonishing?

We could live within our modest budget.

Land of Opportunity

Even though we were as close to New York City as we were London in the UK, our rent was 30% cheaper and we had no council tax to pay every month.

Weekly grocery costs were exactly the same figure. Except the 'figure' was dollars in the United States and pounds in the United Kingdom - and even though I was earning less equivalent to my salary in the UK, it still meant I had more dollar bills that I used to have pounds coins.

What really won me was the chance to find a 'real' job a few months later. Doing largely the same work in largely the same industry, I was paid 30% more than in the UK.

So I'm earning more, my money goes further and my bills are less. The quality of life in the United States, on the surface of it, is significantly better than in the UK.

Putting things into Perspective

Very few people would argue with that - although one of the more concerning aspects of life in America has to be the lack of a 'safety net' to catch you should things go belly up.

For example, there's no nationalized health service like there is in the UK. Private health insurance is the only way to guarantee adequate health coverage and that costs both you and your employer money. Currently coverage for my wife and I costs $300 a month and two thirds of that is covered by my company.

There are two things to consider about this situation.

Firstly, given my salary and tax bracket, it's actually cheaper for me to live in America and buy private health insurance than it is for me to be taxed on my UK income and enjoy 'free' private health care.

Secondly - just what sort of health 'care' are we talking about?

Our local British hospital, the Royal Hampshire Country Hospital, was recently rocked when two women both died of the same staph infection after giving birth the same day. While the NHS avidly denied any possible link, it's impossible not to be suspicious of two people in the same ward of the same hospital dying of the same thing within days of each other.

My wife actually toured the wards in question and her opinion? "They were just dirty."

By contrast, the local hospitals in New Brunswick are both brand spanking new, gleaming with polished tile, steel and wood and a powerhouse of efficient nurses and doctors scurrying about. Currently our health insurance package has provided us with top-notch service for a negligible cost and fingers crossed, long may that situation continue.

American Dream

Who knows what tomorrow will bring? But currently, our life is considerably better off under the Stars and Stripes than it was beneath the Union Jack.

It's the brutal level of taxation that really cripples people like us in Britain. It's like Gordon Brown had his eye out specifically to nobble the middle class.

In fact, the 'middle class' is a demographic that's rapidly extending downward. There is no 'working class' in much of Britain and the only people I met who claimed to belong to the 'Working Class' were tiresome pub-bores who spoke in effected 'common' accents, but spent the week working as salesmen, teachers or middle managers.

Many actual working class people (who did shifts in factories or industry) actually ended up earning more than a so-called 'middle class' writer like me!

In England, if you're not rich or you're not broke, you're screwed.

American Underclass

On the other end of the spectrum, the working class - and the downright poor - are demographics very much alive and well in the United States.

I have been fortunate never to part of their group, but honest-to-goodness poor people exist in America on a scale unheard of in Great Britain. There are families in the backwoods of Virginia or the deep south who live not much differently to depression-era families.

But here in gorgeous New Jersey, we are blessed by good incomes, cheap produce and the ability for even those of modest means to hire/purchase a wide-screen television and RF remote which means they can change cable channel from their garage.

But if you're poor, you can't afford health insurance. That's a fact.

Free Healthcare?

This doesn't mean you can't get health care. If you don't have insurance, but you lop your arm off with a chainsaw, you can still journey to the local Emergency Room and they'll patch you up. They're legally required to - and writing off the 'cost' of that treatment will eventually find it's way onto their tax write-offs for the year.

But that's very different to having the level of health care most people consider 'adequate.'

Nevertheless, I like to think I have some experience living 'poor' in the United States. Way back in 2001, I visited America for an extended period as I tried to get a work permit. That never panned out - and during my months living in the states, I lived cash-in-hand on a very insubstantial income.

Poor in Money, but not in Hope. But broke.

I learned two things from this.

Firstly, that money goes a lot further in America than in does in Britain. A lot, lot further.

£5 is worth about $10 and for ten bucks a day, you can live like a king in America. That's a six-pack of domestic beer and three days worth of hot dogs, bread, eggs and milk from the local dollar store. The sad thing is, even $5 buys your more than £5! You could still pick up that six pack of beer and six hot dogs and buns.

I didn't say living was 'living' as such, but there's an enormous sense of opportunity when you've got your hands full of American money. Living 'broke' in America taught me how to live within my means - but it also taught me the true value of money.

Secondly, it illustrated to me how things have changed in America in the years since I was last here - dramatically, as it happens.

Los Rollandos Illegos

Just for the record, I have never been an illegal immigrant to the United States.

However, during my extended visit to the States in 2001, I kind of lived like one. I was renting an apartment for a few months and, as the holder of a tourist visa, did not have the ability to get a US driver's licence or bank account.

Back then, that was quite a problem. It meant I had to cash cheques at unscrupulous 'cash checking' places (who took 11%) and in order to get insured on my British driver's licence, I needed to pay a whopping $5,000 a year (I now pay one fifth of that.)

I discovered first hand that people really take advantage of the poor. Everything costs more when you're poor. It seems the fewer dollars you have, the more of them it takes to get anything accomplished.

But that was then and this is now.

Returning to America five years later, I have been astonished at the transformation. There's one single driving force behind the changes and that is illegal immigration.

BCIS! Driving down the cost of your Illegal Immigration!

There are an estimated 12 million illegal immigrants living in America and if their arrival has done anything, it's brought the free market to the black market.

More and more illegal immigrants are driving, for example. Throughout the United States, it's impossible to get a driver's licence without a resident's permit, so most illegal immigrants simply don't. They drive uninsured, unlicensed cars without valid inspections. The roads in New Jersey are littered with exhaust pipes, drive wheels and lugnuts. I've contributed a couple myself.

I was stupidly law abiding in 2001 - and had to search far and wide for an insurance company that would accept my British licence as proof of competency (it is legally valid.) I ended up going with the same Long Island company that insures British diplomats. I paid the cost for it, too!

But now that there's a market for those law-abiding few who want to insure their cars, the 'big boys' have jumped on board and now legitimate insurance companies like Progressive offer affordable insurance for foreign licence holders.

Likewise, I couldn't get a bank account as an American tourist. Now, places like Bank of America offer not just bank account, but loans, mortgages and credit cards to undocumented aliens - without anything to guarantee they won't steal the money back across the border (and we wonder why there's a crisis on Wall Street!)

Basically, the free market has arrived to offer more and more affordable services to illegal aliens. And what's this done? Just encouraged more and more of them to come running to America.

And the moral of this story?

Well, I've digressed once or twice, but I think my opinion on the matter is perfectly clear. While you might miss out on the history and majesty of Great Britain - or just the Marmite and yorkshire puds - the cost of living has always been and will continue to be less in the United States of America.

Whether the idea of a free market left running amok fills you with pleasure or dread, it always eventually does what it does best. America really is the land of opportunity. If you're lucky enough to get the chance to move there - and you're willing to grasp the opportunities when they're presented to you - the quality of life in the United States will always be the best in the world.

Why? Because unlike the nanny states of England or Europe, you're in charge of your own destiny in America - and despite obstacles and advantages, the ultimate ability to succeed or fail lies in your own hands and nobody else's.

Roland Hulme and Editorial Bear are recent legal immigrants to the United States.

The jury is still out on whether they've succeeded or failed (and whether they can take credit for it or not.)

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Oh, illegal immigration...

Oh, illegal immigration!

What a nightmare this farce is. It's the elephant in the living room every American is trying to ignore during their day-to-day existence - but arguing vocally about in the presidential debates and elsewhere.

The scope of the problem is far greater than most people are aware of. Take where I live, for example. In North Brunswick, the census reports a mere 10-15% of residents as being Hispanic in origin. If that's true, every single one of them must live on my street. Although some of my Hispanic neighbours are perfectly legal, there are others who speak no English and drive rickety old cars with out-of-state licence plates - making me highly dubious of their immigration status.

Not that they do us any harm. This is why I refer to them as 'an elephant in the living room.' In pubs and at dinner parties, I'm more than happy to rant about how unfair it is - but on a day-to-day basis, I smile and nod and ignore 'them' because they just seem like normal, peaceful, everyday people trying to make it like everybody else.

And that's the problem, really.

People like me, who topple just over the 'moderate' knife-edge towards liberalism, see illegal immigrants as regular folks who want to make a better life for themselves and their families. We live in the same communities as illegal immigrants and they do us no harm, except when we can't understand them (Carlos Mencia has a skit about the immigrants working at the local fast-food place saying "Weyo to Madonnas" instead of "Welcome to MacDonalds.")

However, there's a steady shift going on regarding people's attitudes to illegal immigration. The right wing has always gnashed their teeth at the thought of immigrants exploiting America's welcome policy. Now more and more left wing people seem to be joining them.

Events like this can't help:


At a recent protest for illegal immigrant rights, the arguments the illegals used shifted focus. Instead of the old cries - demanding the right to earn a decent wage and support their families - the illegal immigrants held up signs protesting America's very existence.



White people and Europeans (and presumably African American people as well, since we Europeans were responsible for 'importing' them) were genocidal invaders and the American nation was built on land that belonged to the native Americans and Mexicans.



In Texas, New Mexico and southern California, some illegal immigrants are explicitly declaring that this is THEIR land and the Americans living on it are the REAL illegal immigrants. They call themselves the 'reconquista' - a play on the Conquistadors who travelled from Spain to conquer the Americas five hundred years ago.

As far as the Right Wing is concerned, these protesters are no longer illegal immigrants, but an unofficial invading army.

With thanks to Jenn of Take A Stand Against Liberals. I shamelessly stole these photographs from her website while she was distracted by the oncoming California wildfires.

Friday, October 05, 2007

When this Spanish Language Codswallop goes too far...

So I know we have a lot of Spanish-speaking people living in America. But the national language is ENGLISH. Anglais! Ingles!

It's an English speaking country. We COLONISED the bloody place.

Yet today, when I received my shiny new Bank of America credit card in the post, the letter and leaflet sent with it was in SPANISH.

Not half-in-English-half-in-Spanish. Not English translated into Spanish. Spanish.

The entire document. Plus the stickers on my card, including the instructions on how to activate it. Everything in Spanish, without a single word of English written anywhere.

I assume that some bods at the Bank of America - who I've already blogged about being the first bank in the United States to offer bank accounts to undocumented aliens - saw that I was a foreign resident and just sent the Spanish documents as a matter of course.

It might not seem like a big deal, but I'm really offended and annoyed. This is an ENGLISH speaking country and I am ENGLISH, so when my bank writes to me in a foreign language I must assume something WRONG is taking place.

I spent thousands of dollars and almost four years of my life getting LEGAL residency to the United States. I really shouldn't have bothered. I'd have got more respect and appreciation from the American institution if I'd just hauled ass across the Rio Grande like the twelve million unauthorised guests currently living here.

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Let the Dumb Stay - Kick the Smart Out!

Oh, American Immigration.

With a potential 12 million illegal immigrants - almost all unqualified manual workers and their families - about to get their chance at legitimate citizenship, the good people at the BCIS (Bureau for Cackhanded Immigration Silliness) have decided that this imbalance needs to be addressed. That's why they're cracking down on the 1 million highly qualified, highly capable 'brainiacs' trying to get their crack at the American dream.

It's all outlined here, in this yahoo article.

WASHINGTON (AFP) - The huge backlog in US immigration visas is leading to a "reverse brain-drain" that will force skilled workers to return to their home country, a report released Wednesday concludes.

That's right. Somebody at the BCIS (Bastion of Completely Incompetent Staff) has noticed that 31 percent of all new tech start ups in America (the ones that raise money, pay taxes and push the American economy forward) are started up at least in part by legitimate immigrants - and dammit, they're going to put a stop to it.

Why have successful businesses boost the economy and generate income for working Americans when we can instead lose tax revenue and put blue collar workers out of business by farming our work out to illegal immigrants?

It makes PERFECT SENSE!

At least it does to the BCIS (Bundled of Criminally Insane pSychopaths) who seem unable to understand that legitimate immigrants (the ones who fill in forms and shovel thousands of dollars into the BCIS) are the ones who pay their taxes and abide by the US laws.

It's madness, plain and simple. Ever since George Bush bundled together his 'Homeland Security' package to replace the relatively efficient INS (Immigration and Naturalisation Service) the immigration situation in America has gone steadily downhill.

I'll reiterate my experiences for the millionth time. I paid my fees. I filled in my paperwork. I did everything by the book - and we got screwed out of three years of our lives.

Crossing the Rio Grande seems like a smarter option.

Until something is done to reverse this crazy situation, money will be channeled OUT of America by illegal immigrants instead of channeled INTO America by the legitimate, hard working ones.

Monday, June 04, 2007

Immigration Games

Passing through the U.S. Immigrations has officially lost it's novelty value for me by now. Yesterday, when Tina and I arrived at Newark International, I was swiftly marched off to their intimidating waiting area while Tina was left to struggle with six 75lb suitcases.

Fortunately, she found some helpful men to assist her. I wasn't so lucky.

After sitting around for half an hour, a gruff Immigrations Officer examined my passport. He looked me in the eye and said: "You're lucky to be here, what with working illegally and all."

I blinked. "I'm sorry?"

"You were working illegally in America. By rights you should be banned from the country."

My face blanched. "No, I wasn't."

There was an interminable pause.

"No," the officer eventually admitted. "You weren't." He silently handed me back my passport.

Slightly numb, I walked off out of the immigrations office.

It was a game, of course. They accuse their victims of something and maybe one in a hundred - somebody actually guilty of some violation - will admit to it thinking the BCIS has discovered their secret.

I've been on the Immigration merry go round for about five years now and until this point, I'd never thought anything truly negative about the department. The officers were gruff and humourless - I could understand that. This was just a little sinister.

But thirty minutes after I'd arrived, Tina and I rendezvoused at the carousel and emerged into an overcast American afternoon - residents, no longer guests, in the United States of America.

Monday, April 30, 2007

Britain is Doomed...

I've finally figured it out. We're all doomed. But it's not global warming or radical islam we need to be worried about. The biggest danger Britain faces is actually ourselves.

Have you noticed really what a bunch of miserable buggers we are?

In Britain, it seems the desire to moan about our problems is rapidly overtaking the desire to actually do anything about them.

I figured this out as Tina and I started trying to find apartments and cars in America. We asked and we got a lot of information - but instead of getting the skinny on what we SHOULD do, all people told us was what we SHOULDN'T.

Don't move there, it's ghetto.

Don't work for them, they don't pay enough.

Don't buy that make of car, they're unreliable.

That's too expensive. That's too cheap. That's too far away. That's too near.

It suddenly twigged in my brain. THIS is what's holding us back. Our own bloody attitudes.

Look back at history. To the days when the British Empire ruled a quarter of the globe and the Royal Navy dominated the seas. How did we Brits achieve that?

It certainly wasn't by sitting on our backsides, scoffing cookies into our mouth. Do you think Doctor David Livingston ever said to himself: "I don't want to go and explore Africa. Dirt. Flies. Mosquitos. Bugger that for a game of soldiers."

Check out Cecil Rhodes, who said "I want to paint the globe red" and headed off to Africa to claim it for Britain. They named a bloody country after him! You certainly don't get a country named after you if all you dream of doing is getting chosen to be on Who Wants to be a Millionaire.

Here's what's wrong with Britain today. We're so preoccupied with what we CAN'T do that we've forgotton to slog on and achieve what we CAN.

Tina's favourite phrase du jour is an ancient Chinese proverb: The Person Who Says it Cannot be Done should not interrupt the Person Doing It.

Let's look at another dominant force in history. America.

Look at the foundation of the United States. Thirteen British colonies who got sick of being taxed without having a say in the matter (it's a misconception that they rebelled against excessive taxing. The tax levels were quite low - but the colonies had no say over the level of taxation or how it was spent.)

If modern attitudes prevailed, the founding fathers would have sat around their local, quaffing pints and complaining about the fussy Brits interferring with how their lives are run - kind of like modern British people do with the Europeon Union.

But instead, the founding fathers started a movement that gave birth to the modern world's first democracy. They decided what they wanted, got up off their backsides and went out to achieve it, despite the obstacles in their way.

It's the American way, isn't it?


  1. Decide what you want.

  2. Get off your arse.

  3. Achieve it.

Distilled down to it's purest form, that's what the American dream is all about.

Think of all the millions of people who left their homes to journey to The New World. The Irish, fleeing the potato famine. The Jews, fleeing persecution in Europe. The Germans - out to grab land in the same way they still like to grab sunbeds. In a global act of Darwinism, the most adventurous and ambitious people went to the New World and became the American people. It's that spirit of endevour that's at the very heart of everything American.

But there's no British equivilant to the American's Dream. Britain has brushed it's imperialistic heritage under an apologetic carpet. Are there any explorers or entrepreneurs left out there?

I don't think so.

Just look at most people's ambitions. The paper printed a list recently. What does the average youngster want to do?


  1. Become a pop-star on Pop Idol

  2. Marry a premier league footballer and spend his money on designer handbags

  3. Win the lottery

It seems modern ambitions revolve around the principle of winning fame, fortune and glory without ever having to make an effort.

And the people who still have an ounce of ambition left? That's soon trodden into the dirt by the prevailing defeatist attitude. People are always focused on what you CAN'T do. Not what you can. There's always a reason why it's not worth getting up off the sofa.

And the terrible thing?

500,000 immigrants arrive in Britain every year willing to do what we won't. They'll live ten to a house, work ninety hour weeks and stack shelves for a living with the stubborn ambition of making their lives whatever they want them to be.

What could we, as a nation, achieve if we still had that spirit of enterprise?