Sarah Palin photos...

Ever since rather yummy Vice Presidential Nominee Sarah Palin hit the headlines, the Internet's been abuzz with rumours of photos of her in a bikini.

Which is one of the most retarded concepts in Internet history.

Sure, we'd all love to see Sarah Palin in a bikini, since she's a rather attractive lady who fought off the baby bulge by hiking, hunting and shooting moose.

But does a photo of her clad in a two piece actually exisit?

Well, she lives in Alaska, which is, by all accounts, not exactly bikini territory. Weather reports vary from 'a bit chilly' to 'so cold the sun hasn't come out in three months.'

So, if Sarah Palin HAD been snapped in a bikini in the Alaskan backwoods, she'd have to be the biggest badass in Republican history!

Sorry. I can't deliver a picture of Sarah Palin in a bikini. Nor can I deliver pictures of Sarah Palin naked (apparently another popular search.) What I can provide is a picture of her from college, back in the eighties, wearing a cute t-shirt that proudly proclaims:

"I may be broke - but I'm not flat chested!"

Even at an early age, she realised she had two attributes that would get her far in politics!

[Was this entire post a cynical attempt to gain traffic by exploiting people's Internet searchs? - Editorial Bear.]

Jennifer Love Hewitt - Hot or Not?

She was voted 1999's 'Sexiest Woman in the World' by Maxim magazine - and has been in various magazine's top 100 no less than 14 times since then.

Yet for some reason, the Internet is abuzz with articles attacking Jennifer Love Hewitt after candid shots of her in a bikini were released on the 'net.

It's a lot like the attacks levelled at Britney Spears when she made her MTV Music Awards appearance earlier this year. The modern media is incredibly hypocritical. One minute they're paying lip service to the campaign against unrealistic expectations for women's bodies - then they're attacking beautiful, healthy looking women for not being anorexic stick figures.

Maybe these aren't the most flattering pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt - but then again, they're not airbrushed, photoshopped and silicon enhanced, like most of the cover models these days.

But whatever way you look at it, Jennifer Love Hewitt is still an astonishingly beautiful woman and I'd take her over a 'conventionally attractive' Barbie doll any day of the year. I've mentioned my affection for her here (where I exposed her curious habit of prescribing her dog Prozac.)

It's about time the media started accepting women for being beautiful on their own terms - instead of pressuring them to conform to an unrealistic standard invented by other bitchy women and homosexual men.

Argueably, the only standards a woman should conform to are her own - but for the record, I believe 9 out of 10 men like a woman who doesn't look like she'll snap the first time you give her a hug.

Jennifer - don't listen to your critics. You're absolutely beautiful just the way you are.