Thursday, September 04, 2008

Sarah Palin photos...

Ever since rather yummy Vice Presidential Nominee Sarah Palin hit the headlines, the Internet's been abuzz with rumours of photos of her in a bikini.

Which is one of the most retarded concepts in Internet history.

Sure, we'd all love to see Sarah Palin in a bikini, since she's a rather attractive lady who fought off the baby bulge by hiking, hunting and shooting moose.

But does a photo of her clad in a two piece actually exisit?

Well, she lives in Alaska, which is, by all accounts, not exactly bikini territory. Weather reports vary from 'a bit chilly' to 'so cold the sun hasn't come out in three months.'

So, if Sarah Palin HAD been snapped in a bikini in the Alaskan backwoods, she'd have to be the biggest badass in Republican history!

Sorry. I can't deliver a picture of Sarah Palin in a bikini. Nor can I deliver pictures of Sarah Palin naked (apparently another popular search.) What I can provide is a picture of her from college, back in the eighties, wearing a cute t-shirt that proudly proclaims:

"I may be broke - but I'm not flat chested!"

Even at an early age, she realised she had two attributes that would get her far in politics!

[Was this entire post a cynical attempt to gain traffic by exploiting people's Internet searchs? - Editorial Bear.]


Coffee Bean said...

You should be ashamed!

Becky said...

I think it is great! ;)

And the shirt says...
"I may be broke, but I'm not flat busted." (You wrote "chested.")

Just wanted you to know!

Oh...and by the way, since we women with ta tas can't always hide them, why not use them to enhance all of our other great can't tell me that men are always looking her right in the eyes! :)

The Maid

Sasha Sappho said...

RYC: I have no problem with people expecting those doing business in the US to speak English. But while I've been here (and, again, keep in mind a good deal of my time is spent with students), I've encountered quite a few people who seem to be confused as to why people here don't speak English first to them. While we're in SPAIN.

I take it as a compliment when someone approaches me speaking Spanish. I hope it means I don't look too much like a tourist. (Much in the same way as I love being asked for directions in NYC.)

I have lots of other comments to make, but it's 2am here. So those are forthcoming... in the next day or so. :)

FB said...

For gawd's sake Roland, she might well be a VPILF in your dreams, but there's no way any sane person would want her running the country. She is a social conservative. You know, one that has a belief that all those failed policies that have brought this country to its knees are the ones to carry on with. think with your big brain and not your little one, please.