Ever since rather yummy Vice Presidential Nominee Sarah Palin hit the headlines, the Internet's been abuzz with rumours of photos of her in a bikini.Which is one of the most retarded concepts in Internet history.
Sure, we'd all love to see Sarah Palin in a bikini, since she's a rather attractive lady who fought off the baby bulge by hiking, hunting and shooting moose.
But does a photo of her clad in a two piece actually exisit?
Well, she lives in Alaska, which is, by all accounts, not exactly bikini territory. Weather reports vary from 'a bit chilly' to 'so cold the sun hasn't come out in three months.'
So, if Sarah Palin HAD been snapped in a bikini in the Alaskan backwoods, she'd have to be the biggest badass in Republican history!
Sorry. I can't deliver a picture of Sarah Palin in a bikini. Nor can I deliver pictures of Sarah Palin naked (apparently another popular search.) What I can provide is a picture of her from college, back in the eighties, wearing a cute t-shirt that proudly proclaims:
"I may be broke - but I'm not flat chested!"
Even at an early age, she realised she had two attributes that would get her far in politics!
[Was this entire post a cynical attempt to gain traffic by exploiting people's Internet searchs? - Editorial Bear.]
