Showing posts with label medieval. Show all posts
Showing posts with label medieval. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 08, 2008

Is Global Warming Back, Baby?

I get very annoyed with people who steadfastly believe in something despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary.

Therefore, when this article was published, it would have been hypocritical of me not to sit up, take note and wonder if maybe this global warming thingy was still as convincing as I originally thought it was.

The article revealed that there was a sudden spike in temperatures during the medieval period, which accelerated the temperature at a rate even higher than the 'global warming' of today.

This clearly couldn't have been caused by 'greenhouse gases' or burning fossil fuels because mankind hadn't even discovered America yet, let alone invented the internal combustion engine.
The Telegraph tactfully admit that this spike in temperatures over a thousand years ago 'seriously undermines' current theories on global warming - lending credence to the conservative consensus, which suggests global temperatures are raised or lowered for a variety of reasons (such as solar radiation) and the effect mankind has on these global spikes is negligible.

Because it initially supports their argument, many conservative pundits have leapt behind the report and the science that supports it - which creates an interesting situation.

For the first time in a long while, the conservatives are basing their arguments on established scientific facts (expediently, since for the first time in a long while, the facts seem to be supporting their position.)

This is a great improvement over previous conservative policy regarding the environment. Take the attitude of Ronald Reagan's Secretary of the Interior, James G. Watts, who famously announced: “We don't have to protect the environment, the Second Coming is at hand.”

Given this opportunity, I think it's worth having a quick peek into the question of global warming to see which side presents a more convincing case.

The Case for Global Warming

The case supporting Global Warming is based on a very simple equation. Over the course of the last century, the increase in fossil fuel consumption has dramatically increased the amount of Carbon Dioxide being pumped into the atmosphere.

Simultaneously, scientists have recorded a steady rising in world temperatures, with winters becoming shorter (but not milder) and the ice-fields on the north and south poles melting at an accelerated pace.

The rise in temperatures and the increase in the production of Carbon Dioxide seem to be in direct correlation. As we've burnt more fossil fuels and produced more Carbon Dioxide, the world temperatures have increased accordingly.

This establishes a very convincing argument to link the production of Carbon Dioxide with an increase in global temperatures. Scientists theorize that Carbon Dioxide creates a 'greenhouse effect' which lets heat from the sun enter Earth's atmosphere, but doesn't allow that heat to dissipate once it bounces off the planet's surface. It gets trapped (as Steve Punt described it, 'like a fart under a duvet.')

The environmentalists argue that this is why the world's getting hotter - and unless we dramatically cut down the production of 'greenhouse gases' through the burning of fossil fuels, it will continue to do so.






The Case Against Global Warming

Conservatives are deeply skeptical about the effects of 'greenhouse gases.' This might partly be due to political expediency - since nobody wants to support a theory which means we'll have to sacrifice our gas guzzling pick-up trucks and pay four times as much for airline tickets.

But this recent report, identifying the 'Medieval Warm Period' as even hotter than now, does shove a spanner firmly into the works. If global warming is caused by burning fossil fuels, how come we had a hot spell in the 12th century, when the only thing men liked to burn were witches?

The answer lies in historical climatography - which is the study of the world's climate as it changed over not just recorded history, but way back into the past as well (which is accomplished by looking at ice-core samples and things like that.)

Fundamentalist Christians have to stop playing the global warming game at this point, since the only way to refute global warming is to look deep into the Earth's history (using science that firmly establishes that the world is more than 7,000 years old.)

But for the rest of the conservative movement, the science is pretty irrefutable. By studying the evidence, it's revealed that the world has indeed had it's 'warm spells' and 'cool spells' throughout history and they've been entirely independent of mankind's interference.

In fact, there's been a sharp spike and drop in temperature roughly every hundred thousand years (resulting in global events like the Ice Age) and plenty of spikes and troughs in between (explaining the hot spell in the 12th century, following by a 'mini ice age.')

Given this evidence, it's entirely reasonable for conservatives to argue that the current spike in world temperatures is just one of the planet's regular 'hot flushes' and mankind (with all our greenhouse-gas churning industry) plays no part in the equation at all.

Examining the Evidence

But don't fire up the grill just yet. Considering that both environmentalists and conservatives are basing their arguments on the same evidence, it's worth examining it a little more closely.

The environmentalists argue that the increase in global temperature is based on the increase in Carbon Dioxide in the atmosphere. If that's the case, what caused the increase during the Medieval period (when the greatest contributor to greenhouse gas emissions was flatulent cows?)

Remarkably, the answer is the same. Carbon Dioxide.

In fact, scientists can use core samples and other methods to accurately measure how much Carbon Dioxide was around during the warm and cool periods in history - and there's a link. The more Carbon Dioxide in the atmosphere, the hotter it got.

If that's the case, where did all the Carbon Dioxide come from? Well, it's actually with us right now. Carbon Dioxide can be held in solution in the world's oceans, or released into the atmosphere, or processed by forests and plants. In fact, it's these geological processes and biological innovations that have caused the level of Carbon Dioxide in the atmosphere to fluctuate so much (and therefore raise or lower the world's temperatures.)

Solar radiation is also argued to play a part, with sun spots and solar intensity apparently causing spikes and troughs in the world temperature (like the Little Ice Age that followed the 'Medieval Warm Period.') This is far from an exact science, though. Nobody quite understands the correlation (In fact Spencer R. Weart, author of The Discovery of Global Warming 2003, is quoted as saying: "For a young researcher to entertain any statement of sun-weather relationships was to brand oneself a crank.")

In any event, in order to embrace the historical climatography argument against global warming, conservatives have had to concede one very important point. That Carbon Dioxide is responsible for raising the world's temperature, whether it's man made or not.

A Lot of Hot Air

It's this realisation that causes the problems.

Because although we can examine historical patterns and determine that mother nature is just as capable of warming the planet as our nation's SUV drivers, it raises one very alarming question.

History has shown that the world temperature will raise and lower independently of mankind's involvement. But who says that's what's happening at the moment?

Even if it isn't as severe as the 'natural' warm period during the 12th century, the temperature of planet earth is rising right now. The earth might have natural 'hot' cycles - but who's the say we're scheduled for one now?

If anything, the evidence suggests that we're not. Mankind has spent the last century churning out exhaust fumes from cars and factories, generating an artificial and entirely unnatural supply of Carbon Dioxide. Carbon Dioxide, as we've proven above, raises the world temperature.

It's entirely possible - likely, even - that the Carbon Dioxide that regularly exists in nature is harmlessly in solution in the oceans at the moment and we're not 'scheduled' for a hot spell. We've just created one ourselves by making all this extra carbon dioxide.

Warm spells and hot periods might be a natural part of the planet's existence - but this particular warm spell is anothing but natural.

Does it matter?

To many conservatives, it doesn't seem like such a big deal if the temperature goes up a few degrees. Surely, if these cyclical patterns continue, this period of 'global warming' will surely be followed by another period of 'global cooling' as occurred after the 'Medieval Warm Period.'

Dr Philip Stott, the professor emeritus of bio-geography at the University of London, has a pragmatic outlook on the whole thing. "It makes one wonder why there is so much fear of global warming. During the Medieval Warm Period, the world was warmer even than today, and history shows that it was a wonderful period of plenty for everyone."

Prof Stott argued that severe famines and economic collapse followed the onset of the Little Ice Age around 1300. "When the temperature started to drop, harvests failed and England's vine industry died."

But the situation in the Medieval days was different to how it is now. The world has many billions more residents - and one effect of global warming (whether it's natural or man-made) will be rising water levels.

I live near New York. If the water levels keep rising because the world keeps getting hotter, my adopted city is going to end up looking like this!

There's another consideration, too. Even if the warmth generated by global warming is no worse than the 'hot spells' that occur naturally - the cause behind them (the Carbon Dioxide produced through industry and burning fossil fuels) is a source of greenhouse gases not produced naturally.

I mentioned earlier that the Carbon Dioxide responsible for the 'Medieval Warm Period' is already with us, existing in nature and either in solution in the oceans (during a temperate spell) or in the atmosphere itself (causing a 'hot spell'.)

All this extra Carbon Dioxide, produced by millions of cars and enormous factories, is extra Carbon Dioxide, chucked up seemingly randomly into the atmosphere.

Which means that when the Earth is scheduled for another hot spell, it won't just be the naturally occurring greenhouse gases trapping heat in the planet's atmosphere. It will be all the extra Carbon Dioxide we've generated too. Basically doubling the impact of this 'warm period.' Possibly turning 'warm' into 'hot.'

Instead of undermining the case for Global Warming, the article in The Telegraph actually cements the science behind rising world temperatures. Historical climatography proves that the theory linking Carbon Dioxide emissions to rising temperatures isn't just a theory.

Nature increases the temperature by producing greenhouse gases. If mankind continues to churn our greenhouse gases, surely it's only natural that we'll make the temperature increase too?

If the two should ever happen at the same time... I'd recommend breaking out a rubber dinghy and some swimming trunks.

Monday, March 24, 2008

The Tudors - Season One

Many people think history isn't sexy - unless you make it sexy.

Which is probably why Showtime's new historical melodrama, The Tudors, winds up looking more like a renaissance-themed GQ photo shoot than a gritty historical drama chronicling the life of a young Henry VIII.

Not that it isn't good - or wildly entertaining. It's just seeing handsome, nut-brown young men with à la mode crew-cuts and carefully waxed chests suggests that the producers felt more commitment to aesthetics than history. However good it gets, The Tudors is always going to end up looking more like Beverley Hills 90210 than A Man for All Seasons.

But looking past the absurdly anachronistic pearly-white teeth and San Tropez tans, The Tudors is a pretty solid slice of entertainment. The Henry VIII we all know - the obese redheaded man with a ginger beard and six wives - started out life as a dashing, handsome young King and it's these formative years which provide the focus for this series.

It's not very historically accurate. Wild liberties are taken with certain events (such as merging the identities of Henry's two real-life elder sisters into a single character, Princess Margaret - or making the character of acclaimed composer Thomas Tallis bisexual.) However, the spirit of the series remains pure - reminding us all that Henry VIII was once considered a sexy young stud and a powerful and decisive leader.


In some ways, The Tudors is perfectly marketed towards fans of the renaissance lifestyle - the people who attend the Renaissance Faires and dress up in historical outfits. Just like their embrace of 'Creative Anachronism,' the world The Tudors inhabit seems to be the middle ages as they were meant to be - free of bubonic plague, open sewers and poor personal hygiene.

So if you want to enjoy a medieval melodrama, you can't go far wrong with The Tudors. It's sexy, exciting and fun. However, if you're looking for a history lesson on DVD, I'd recommend looking elsewhere.

The Tudors, Season One, is available now on DVD.

Sunday, August 12, 2007

New York Renaissance Faire 2007

This weekend, we visited the amazing New York Renaissance Faire - an enormous exhibition celebrating the good 'olde' days.

Located in Sterling Forest, just outside Tuxedo in upstate New York, the whole event sounded like a lot of fun. In order to attend, however, it was necessary to dress the part. Nothing makes you stick out more than sneakers and a t-shirt!

For me, that meant another chance to wear the kilt (and I watched Highlander the night before to get in the mood.) Tina and our friends went for more fashionable attire. You can see below what this season's Well Dressed Wench is wearing...





The faire itself takes place in a custom built arena deep in the rolling oak forests of upstate New York. There's an entire village there, which the participants call "the shire." It comes complete with pubs, restaurants, shops and a jousting arena, plus handy street signs and road names (the 'privies' are located on Spend Penny Lane) to prevent anybody getting lost.





The first thing you notice about the faire is how enthusiastic the participants are. There is a permanent cast wandering about, featuring Queen Elizabeth I, Robin Hood and his Merry Men and various Squires, Serfs and wenches.
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However, the people attending the fair tend to be fully costumed and in character too. British accents abound (of varying degrees of quality) and some truly outstanding costumes make it difficult to tell the difference between the enthusiastic visitors and the people who work there.





The historical period in which the fair is set is very loose. Although the period is supposed to be vaguely Elizabethan (hence Her Majesty wandering about) you will see Vikings and Highlanders brushing shoulders with pirates and even Robin Hood and his Merry Men.
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The emphasis is on having fun and getting into character, rather than keeping everything historically accurate. As one person described it to me: This is medieval period how it was meant to be - with no bigotry, racism or open sewers.
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Bearing that in mind Tina and I went off to explore.

Annie met her heartthrob, the dashing Captain Jack Sparrow.

Tina decided to try her hand at a bit of archery.

I went hunting for the Loch Ness Monster!

Tina then got friendly with a local pirate. Very friendly!

A Viking and I discussed the dire state of the long boat industry.

Tina visited a local pub, where she was introduced to the way medieval people apparently drank mead. I'm not quite sure I entirely believed that one. The mead was delicious, though.



Throughout the day, events and theatre kept us entertained. One of the most dramatic shows was the jousting, which was thrilling stuff even if it came across as a bit choreographed (which is presumably the only way you can do it safely.)
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You could even buy pennants to support your favourite knight, with the proceeds going to the upkeep of the horses.
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Unfortunately, my favourite, named after the fictional Ulric Von Lichtenstein from the movie A Knight's Tale, fared very poorly.
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Two of the other riders were inexplicably named Francis 'Ducky' Drake and Sir Walter Raleigh, after two of England's greatest naval heroes (who presumably weren't great jousters.)




Although it wasn't on the same epic scale as the jousting, one of the highlights of the faire was a short play called The Perfect Scoundrels, which was performed enthusiastically by two actors with highly convincing British accents (even by my standards.)
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It appealed to me because it was very much in the mould of a British pantomime, right down to trainee thief Thomas actually turning out to be a girl disguised as a boy.
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There were cracking one liners aimed at the adult audience (at one point, Tom accuses his mentor of having 'fingers stickier than Lady Godiva's saddle.') There was audience participation for the kids (when one of the Scoundrels barks out: "If it's not nailed down?" the audience responds in chorus: "It's free!") Plus, most importantly, there was loads of thrilling sword fighting, beautifully choreographed and lots of fun to watch.



After enjoying the action for a while, Tina and I decided to be part of it ourselves again, so we continued to explore.

Tina tried out as a mature student at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

I asked the important question: Does this club make my bum look big?

I took time out to appreciate the Fair's plentiful supply of delicious beer - which normally results in where all four of us ended our day.

In the pillory!


I had enormous fun. Really, it was probably the best day I've had since coming back to America.
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Because everybody - guest, employee and vendor - got into the spirit of the faire, it made it a far more interesting experience than a sanitized Disney theme park or stale museum.
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Renaissance really seems to be a lifestyle, into which people immerse themselves entirely. Creating a medieval persona. Buying the costume. Learning the skills and perfecting the accent. It's a wonderful, liberating thing.
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Having encountered Asian knights and African American Highlanders at the faire, I realise now that Renaissance creates a micro society that seems to recognize no boundaries of age or race.
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You don't have to be who you are. You can be who you want to be. And the more you believe in the noble (or dastardly) persona you create, the more rewarding the whole thing is.
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Notes
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The New York Renaissance Faire continues every weekend and US Labor Day until the 23rd September. It's located in Sterling Forest, Tuxedo NY and is very easy to find. Admission is $20 and costumes can be rented for the occasion (because if you wear capris and a tank top you'll just look dumb.)
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The Perfect Scoundrels was written by Katherine Harte and Nathan DeCoux and performed by Nathan Decoux and Emily Rouch. Presumably they're not available for Weddings and Bar Mitzvahs, so don't ask. They carry swords.
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Out of the myriad traders at the faire, the ones that really grabbed our attention were:
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Knightly Endeavors - http://www.knightly.com/
Earthtone Instruments - http://www.earthtoneinstruments.com/
Black Prince Armory - http://www.blackprincearmory.net/
Hollow Earth Swordworks - http://www.hollowearthswordworks.com/
Highland Secrets of Suzanne - http://www.highlandsecrets.com/
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There were many, many more (like the wonderful Crow's Nest, where we met the pirate Tina is dallying with above) but many didn't have websites.
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After all, this is the middle ages!