Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Caption Competition

Winner gets a copy of The Bootleg Boys!

Attempt so far:
"I got selected for the Italian World Cup squad and all I got was this lousy bruise in the shape of Zinedine Zidane's head."


Andy said...

Roland, I would participate, but I can not.

Certainly my caption would say something very kind, and complimentary about Mini Militant. (He is gorgeous, and as cute as a bug BTW) But, it would severely trash a sport you obviously have great affection for.

Roland Hulme said...

Ha ha! Actually, I hate footy, so do your worst! I'd love to see what you could come up with that would upset me more than the thought of how much those twelve talentless England squadies earned - despite failing spectacularly to achieve anything.

Andy said...

Okay...it's not all that funny.

Mini Militant always dreamed of playing for the Italian National Team, but it was discovered that he was not gay, so he was excluded from try-outs.

Susanne said...

I can't think of anything except your kid is cute. :)

Susanne said...

I can't remember what you call your car! Insert name of car in brackets below...

I thought maybe your son was saying something like,

"I got selected for the Italian World Cup squad, but [dad's old boat] wouldn't start and I missed the plane!"

Actually Mini Militant doesn't look quite militant enough for that to have happened. :)

Susanne said...

Annnnnd that would mean you were giving him a ride to the airport thus why he missed the plane.

Annnnnd I'm not really creative enough for captioning photos.