As the owner of a 1978 Mark V, I get about 15 mpg in the city, and better on the highway.I'd ruled out the beautiful Lincoln Continental Mark V as a potential 'Gingermobile' because it has the dubious distinction of being one of the most thirsty production automobiles ever - apparently getting an estimated 7mpg!
But Olds Chick has blissfully disputed that - and, as a result, it looks like the Lincoln's back in the game! Previous to that, I'd still been looking at Pontiac Firebirds and the good old chevrolet camaro.
I especially liked the Lincoln Continental Mark V for a variety of reasons:
- It's a big, luxurious car like James Bond's Bentley or The Saint's Hirondel.
- It's got classic American swagger and squishy suspension like The General Lee.
- James Bond drove a 'Continental' (Bentley, that is - but the same name!)
- James Bond also drove a Mark V (Bentley, that is - but the same name!)
- It's pimpin', unique and stylish - kind of like me.
- Two doors, four seats and a huge boot/trunk - Adventure Eddy essentials.
Nevertheless, even that drawback pales into insignificance when you consider this:
When I searched for Lincoln Continental Mark V's in my local area, I found this black beauty for just $1,600! Look at it! What a gorgeous motor car!
$1,600 is a bargain for this classic auto - although there's probably a reason for that! Sixteen hundred is less than the deposit for a brand new Hyundai!
I imagine that to get this potential Gingermobile up to inspection standards would probably involve quite a serious investment. And to really soup it up, I'd like to do the following:
- Add a five-speed manual transmission from the similar-vintage Ford Mustang
- Sling a loud, dual-exhaust 'cherry bomb' set up pipes on there
- Uprate the suspension so it handles tightly
- Add rack-and-pinion steering for clean, crisp control
- Swapping out those whitewalls for big, fat racing tyres
- Repainting it British Racing Green or cherry red.
But what a ride that would be. Everything a Gingermobile should be - rough and ready with a refined edge. I love it already!
Sadly (or as far as Mummy Militant's concerned, fortunately) I don't have $1,600 or more to splash out on this - but while that still leaves me without a Gingermobile, I feel the search is getting closer to a conclusion.
Oh, and in other car-related news, the infamous Ford Transit van (most normally seen at 90mph, three inches from your rear bumper in the fast-lane of the motorway) is coming to America! They've announced that the much touted 'backbone of Britain' will be heading Stateside in 2010. The ford transit connect will offer a fuel-efficient alternative to Ford's regular lineup of trucks and pickups.
1 comment:
You crack me up! With your huge personality you definitely need a car to match!
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