McCain pulls another one out of the hat...

Defending Barack Obama is all very well, but it's tough to beat this new campaign contribution from John McCain - official 'McCain' brand chocolate!

This is the real deal, hot off the press from McCain's gorgeous daughter (and eminent blogger) Meghan McCain (pictured here on board the Straight Talk Express - the bus her dad will hopefully be throwing the social conservatives under come November.)

Personally, I think the only way to top McCain-brand candy would be an Obama-brand beer (preferably dark and rich, just like the candidate himself.)

Oh, wait! There already is one! Pity you can only get it in Kenya.