Showing posts with label wasilla. Show all posts
Showing posts with label wasilla. Show all posts

Friday, October 03, 2008

The Sarah Palin Drinking Game

Now you can get shitfaced, all thanks to our lovely Republican VP nominee! All you need to do is watch her in a debate, interview or stalk her through the streets of Wasilla, AK.

Take One Drink If...

  1. Sarah uses the phrase; "you betcha," "doggone," "Joe Sixpack", "darn right!" or "God bless."

Take Two Drinks Every Time...

  1. Sarah makes a comment about her pondunk little hometown in Alaska.
  2. Every time Sarah refers to herself as a 'Hockey Mom'
  3. Every time Sarah claims McCain's tax-cuts for the rich would help regular, middle class folk (DOUBLE POINTS if she adds 'like me')

Take Three Drinks Every Time...

  1. Sarah winks at the camera.
  2. Sarah flirts uncomfortably with the head of state of a major Islamic nation.

Take Four Drinks Every Time...

  1. She answers a question with a string of nonsensical words and phrases. (DOUBLE POINTS if she creates something batshit crazy, like the idea of 'healthcare reform' for the economy.)

Drink The Whole Damn Thing...

  1. If she refers to herself as a MILF.
  2. If Sarah whips out a rifle and shoots dead a wild animal in public.
  3. Tells her pregnant teenage daughter that she should have used a condom.

Friday, September 12, 2008

Palin plays Librarian?

Currently, the Republican campaign seems to consist of blowing irrelevant things out of all importance (like 'lipstickgate') while also trying to dismiss important things as 'minor flipperies' - like Sarah Palin's impractical suggestion to declare war on Russia.

One such 'non-issue' is Palin's former quest to ban certain books from the Wasilla, AK, public library.

When Sarah Palin was mayor of Wasilla, she approached local librarian Mary Emmons on three separate occasions to ask the question: "What is your response if I ask you to remove some books from the collection of the Wasilla Public Library?"

Mary Emmons immediately answered: "The books in the collection were purchased in accordance with national standards and professional guidelines, and I would absolutely not allow you to remove any books from the collection."

As it happened, no books were removed from the library - but Mary Emmons found herself fired a few weeks later for her refusal to go along with Palin's hypothetical demands.

She was only reluctantly restored to office by Palin after the people of Wasilla protested vehemently against the popular librarian's dismissal.

Now people are asking: What books was Palin thinking about banning?

According to the Republicans, Sarah Palin never had any intention of banning books from Wasilla public library. It was a purely hypothetical question.

However, Paul Stuart, a reporter for the Frontiersman newspaper, has a different story: "Mary Emmons told me directly that Palin asked her to remove Pastor, I Am Gay from the shelves."

Pastor, I Am Gay is a book by controversial local pastor Howard Bess. He wrote it while a churchman in California, in response to what he learned dealing with gay parishioners. The book was well known in Wasilla because Bess lived in the neighbouring town.

Pastor, I Am Gay examines the misconceptions and intolerance the Christian community has for it's homosexual members and (this is where the controversy comes in) suggests that Christians should act a bit more 'Christian' towards them.

Wasilla, being a rather conservative town, was no fan of this liberal pastor's book or it's ideas. No book store in the little town would stock the book and the two copies donated to Mary Emmon's library conveniently disappeared. Bess donated a further two copies about the same time Sarah Palin started asking Mary Emmons about banning books.

The controversy here is two-fold.

First off, no Vice Presidential candidate should be going around banning books. It's not just unconstitutional - it's wrong. Censorship and book-banning is the stuff of fascist and communist regimes and a fundamentalist mindset.

Secondly, it neatly reveals that Sarah Palin isn't the fluffy 'gay friendly' candidate she claims to be ('I have gay friends,' she claimed, despite changing the Alaska constitution to limit marriage as 'between a man and a woman.') Pastor, I Am Gay was controversial in conservative Christian circles because it challenged the bigoted status quo and forced 'good Christians' to actually start looking at their own behavior and exactly how 'Christian' it was.

The 'Moral Majority' have a long history of repressing any such self examination, because what it reveals is never pretty. In trying to get Pastor, I Am Gay banned from Wasilla public library, Sarah Palin reveals just where she stands when it comes to the choice between The First Amendment and 'good, old fashioned family values.'

Of course, there is the possibility that this is just a manufactured 'non-story' like the Republicans claim. Maybe Paul Stuart is lying and Sarah Palin never intended to ban any books from the Wasilla library.

But in politics, just like in everything else, there's a a certain wisdom in remembering: 'Where there's smoke, there just might be somebody burning books.'