Notes from a film set...

We hold these film-shoot truths to be self evident:

1. That the most attractive woman around is always, without fail, the makeup artist.
2. That the people who order the salads and wraps for lunch always scoff their face with chicken fingers and fried mozzarella sticks.
3. That nothing baring electric shocks or psychotropic drugs can make an unwilling twelve year old smile.
4. That there's nothing unfunny about a makeup artist yelling: "I'm just going to go and touch-up the kids!" (Touch-up their makeup, that is.)
5. That a good director can make genius look effortless.