"Mini Militant always dreamed of playing for the Italian National Team, but it was discovered that he was not gay, so he was excluded from try-outs."It ain't subtle, but it's funny! And with that, blogger Andy wins my impromptu caption competition from last week! Congratulations, mate - send me an email (click on the mugshot above) and I'll send you a copy of Bootleg Boys.
The reason I picked it above Susanne's is because it fitted perfectly with this:
Soccer Officially Announces It Is Gay